cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

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joshs-left-earlobe:

hutchhitched:

the-tesseract-wrinkling-time:

Everlark grows back together- a study of hand anatomy and shading.

For . Thank you for all your support, darling.

I’ve never seen this done quite like this, so I figured I’d give it a unique spin.

This is AMAZING!!!!! Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. It’s so gorgeous.

This is beautiful…so perfect!! Okay, I’ll admit, I’m glad you did Angela’s first! 

(via watch-my-ships-sail)

reglna:

They think we’re lesbians. It’s ridiculous! I don’t even like looking at my own vagina.

(via totianamaslany)

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

(Source: the-fourth-kind, via becapella)

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

(via totianamaslany)

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ultrafacts:

More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

(via pizza)

thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

(Source: cute-decoration, via totianamaslany)

tatianamaslany1244:

Maybe ‘Tatiana’ can be our always.

(Source: missmaslanys, via thelostclone)

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via pizza)

haleyelainee:

machiavellian-mindset:

allwecanbe:

realvsable:

lascocks:

Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

She’s built like a muscly cartoon character and I love it.

She is a dream

:o

Ugh! Heart eyes.

(Source: chikcs, via mscollywogs)

"#1:

The only place where you and I disagree … is with regard to the bombing. You’re so goddamned concerned about civilians and I don’t give a damn. I don’t care.



#2:

I don’t think a woman should be in any government job whatever. I mean, I really don’t. The reason why I do is mainly because they are erratic. And emotional.



#3: I have the greatest affection for them but I know they’re not going to make it for 500 years. They aren’t. You know it, too. The Mexicans are a different cup of tea. They have a heritage. At the present time they steal, they’re dishonest, but they do have some concept of family life. They don’t live like a bunch of dogs, which the Negroes do live like."

the racist imperialist sexist Richard Nixon.

#1: conversation with Henry Kissinger as quoted in Secrets: A Memoir of Vietnam and the Pentagon Papers;
#2: conversation with John Mitchell, Slate, Oct. 11, 2001;

#3: tape transcripts from 1971, Harper’s Magazine, Feb. 2000

(Source: notable-quotes.com, via mscollywogs)

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via mscollywogs)

(Source: sarcasm-for-the-win, via becapella)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via cophinescockerspaniels)

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